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""A no-holds-barred cacophony of funny, poignant and even thought-provoking writing that tackles everything from politics to pop culture, true crime to trout fishing, and Star Wars to skin flicks.""

—BookTrib

""Most of these are hilarious and absurd, but some of them are unexpectedly unsettling and others tremendously engaging. One is absolutely beautiful — the one about a woman traveling the world to experience all different forms of love, in the hopes of finding one that will last. It's a heartbreakingly gorgeous idea, one that you wish was real.""

—Seattle Book Review

""This is the most clever book I've ever read or my name isn't Steve Martin.""

—Brian Kiley, comedian and writer for Conan

""Very smartly done. This is possibly the best collection of funny, insightful, and entertaining forewords to books you wish were real!""

—Greg Sestero, New York Times bestselling coauthor of The Disaster Artist

""Now that Jon has come up with an idea this simple and great, he's after my investors for a chain of movie theatres that only show trailers.""

—Rob Barnett, former senior executive at MTV and VH1 and former president of programming for CBS Radio

""This book is not for the illiterate.""

—Alan Zweibel, former Saturday Night Live writer and Thurber Prize–winning author of The Other Shulman

""Ah, the all-important foreword. They always remind me of the utter import of every introduction I hear the emcee make just before I take the stage as a stand-up comedian . . . The objective is to impress them before I take the stage—just the same as with a foreword. Remind the reader that they were correct to have made the effort to buy the book. That they are smart to have chosen this book among the sea of literary options. Fill them with the confidence of the best version of themselves. It's a total affirmation that they made the right choice . . . this time. Well, this is a whole book of perfect introductions to acts you'll never hear.""

—Kevin Pollak, actor and comedian

""If one thing is certain in the book business, it's that nothing tops a good foreword. Especially if it's from someone famous. And I don't mean the sh*tty kind of famous, where only teenagers at the mall recognize you because they saw your face on a YouTube end credits screen once. I mean really famous. Famous Famous. The kind of fame where you can have people follow you around the world, throwing peanuts at your enemies, which is the kind of thing I hear Angelina Jolie does. Anyway, what was this for again?""

—B.J. Mendelson, author of Social Media is Bullsh*t
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