"I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear." --Prince William

"Do you seriously expect me to be the first Prince of Wales in history not to have a mistress?" --Prince Charles

"Being a princess isn't all it's cracked up to be." --Princess Diana

"I really need a gin and tonic." --Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

They may be royalty, but the first family of Great Britain has made more than their share of gaffes, faux pas, and verbal blunders. In this book, the quips that tabloids kill for are finally collected in one volume. Whether they're covering up a scandal or smoothing a political mishap, you'll find all of their royal wit and witticism--both the good and the bad--in this cunning collection.